Training that I have gone through

In my life I've gone through a lot of training, mentally, physically and spiritually. I come from a decorated background where my step-father served aboard the USS Arizona, my Mother who raised me was a Military Police, and my 2 brothers once currently in the SEAL program the other was in the Green Berets. I know some of you might question this but at any time I can give proof. I learned most of what I needed to learn from them. Then I've also trained for years in Jeet Kune Do, and Krav Maga. All in all I'm a bunch of whoop-arse rolled into one. In my life I've only ever had one instance where skills had to be used where I was stabbed in the chest and collar between the neck and shoulder yet I was still able to fight and make it to a hospital. One thing to know about a person who takes extensive training, never attack them if you happened to become injured in another accident in the past. In my case it was to break the arm and hand disarming the weapon, sweep the leg (since I had noticed he was limping around on it earlier) and elbow to the ribs and sternum on the left side of the sternum to knock the wind out of the person and knock them out, after that it was as simple as tying the hands together with one of my shoelaces and calling the police and that matter was over as quick as it started. Some of you might wonder why I walked to the hospital, it was only 2 blocks away. Hope you enjoyed my story.

Thanatos does'nt stop bullets, they run away in fear after they come out of the gun and see him.

I never trained at all in any way. I'm dumb as a bag a' hammers and get by on blind stinking luck.

Wasnt the USS Arizonia one of the ships destroyed in the Pearl Harbor attack?

Yes it was my stepfather served aboard it from August 1940 to July 1941, it was sunk in December 1941.

I can crush an entire bag of Doritos with my bare hands.

I got superhuman slightly below average charisma.

When I get angry, my skin turns somewhat red.

so, wouldn't that make you 50 something? maybe older? your dad survived that attack?

It's stepfather, not dad, my dad passed away last weekend, and yeah my stepfather is pretty old, he left being part of the ship crew in 41 but before the attack happened. He worked as one of the boilerroom techs.

gotcha.

English Ivy fears me

I did a fast analyzis. Since my phone got a crap keyboard I'll just post the conclution of it.

Conclution:
BULLSHIT!

That was my first instinct too Dogman, but it's not impossible.

Dogman, yes English Ivy won't even grow in my home . It KNOWs that it is me.

( PS, I believe this guy's story )